Facebook Note from 7/1/2009 ~ "25 Random Thoughts"

1. How many fishing poles does one man REALLY need? (there are 37 in my garage!)
2. WHY did my husband collect raccoon dick bones? (He said it was for science..I'm not buying it!)
3. There are a lot of spiders this year - ugly, BIG, kind of furry spiders.
4. I wish I hadn't opened the bucket with the soaked-in-fox-urine cammo netting!
5. If I ever get a tattoo it will be of a scum frog lure..."woop..whoop"
6. My husband always said he hated my dog...but he pulled hooks out of big red worm lures to give to the "little furry bastard" to play with.
7. I think someone snuck a bag of frozen fish out of my freezer in the garage.
8. Did you know if you take a plastic garbage can, put some leaves and sticks in it, leave it outside in the rain, put more sticks and leaves in b/c you are too lazy to deal with it at the moment and set it in your garage in hot weather.....it makes like compost? Really stinky, manure looking, fly drawing..compost?
9. Reminds, me - lots of flies this year, too!
10. I'm thinking about keeping the cookies I made for my neighbor and eating them myself.
11. Chuck kept 4 rolls of toilet paper in a plastic bag behind the seat of his truck. I can't throw them away.
12. Seriously...I can't imagine even HIM needing FOUR rolls.
13. I wonder if I'll ever need 2 ice augers?
14. I wonder if Bill realizes that I kept the anchor to the boat yet...I have no idea why I couldn't part with it...I also have the boat plug...but I swear that was an honest mistake.
15. I think I have a mole in the yard
16. I wonder if a soaked-in-fox-urine cammo net will deter a mole?
17. My husband was obsessed with zip ties.
18. Why keep a fire extinguisher that has "does not work" written on it with a sharpee pen?
19. I have kept my "love note" in my tackle box - makes me smile.
20. Speaking of tackle boxes...why are there underwear in your tackle box when you had 4 rolls of toilet paper behind the seat of your truck??.......
21. There is no need for 1 living soul to have 6 gun cleaning kits - 4 of them unopened.
22. I probably should have kept the boat motor engine oil to wipe down the shovel blades with, shouldn't have I?
23. You must be talking to me, because I would have never came up with #22 on my own. (#22 must have been Chuck
24. There are a lot of ants this year.
25. I think I'll go give the "little furry bastard" one of those red worms to play with. He misses you too.